Sunday, May 13, 2012

How To: Get Your Car Fixed for Cheap

How To: Get Your Car Fixed for Cheap

    Whoever said it was a man’s world has no idea how easy it is to be a woman.Yes, perhaps you could say it’s an exploitation of my gender but hey, it’s a dog eat dog world. If batting my eyes gets me 45% off a plasma tv it would be insanity to ignore access to that type of discount. Some people have charisma, some use intimidation as their weapon for manipulation. I and all other women have breasts, and let me tell you it’s more powerful than the others combined.
    It’s odd that breasts have such awesome power. Half the population has them. You would imagine that there would be some sort of tolerance. Like when you spend enough time in a cold lake you no longer feel the chill. Yet all men are rendered helpless at a mere glimpse of them.
    Invest in silicone or a good bra, you’ll find it pays for itself. Breasts are what fix cars for cheap.

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